ello welcome to my tragic carrd where ur gonna spend god knows how long...
reading 😭
but yeah hope ya enjoy ur stay or should i say ur read lel(u can click to reveal the text btw incase ur a dumdum)man im frkin hung on this song plz give it a listen :) my fav part starts at around 40s and onwards its SO DAMN GOOD

Hanif

as u might know im a muslim so i want nothing to do with the LGHDTV+ 🌈 community tanks a bunch WOOOanywaysWelcome Stranger!ill have a lil short thing of what kinda duo im searching for and if ur still interested u can continue reading the entire thing that way ur precious time aint wastedIm looking for someone who wants to have me on their priority lists aka if u have free time ur gonna think of me RIGHT AWAY a 1-on-1 best-friend dynamic basically cuz ofc im gonna do that too i'd rather be bored and wait for u then go and spend time with randos ykwim? quality over quantity rlly
If youre the type who prefers talking/playing with lots of different friends equally we're NOT compatible esp if u have a bf or a gf
my timezones gmt+3 and im usually on by like 9-10pm ish give or take and i should be up till 4am
if ur good with all dat onwards to the LONGGGGGG AHH READING SESSION GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN lolnow searching for a horror buddy/best buddy duo as me basically means im tryna search for aliens fr cuz its been 2 yrs maybe even 3 now and so far theres like only 4 ppl ever that actually matched everything but then either ghosted or jus never responded again its quite sadge...but the worst of them all when they chang too dramatically :( they went from horror to jus happy stuff lolllland yes ik OVER THE COURSE OF 2 YEARS? AND ONLY 4??
YES. NO JOKE.
alright onto the imp stuff
if ur sumone whos like "i aint readin allat"
Then get lost honestly :D
(DIS-respectfully)
2nd if u have a lotta friends don't dm plz go spend time with them c'mon naw
I'm an introvert a possessive/obsessive/attached easily kinda introvert Soo uhh yeah..
Tbh imma keep it real
I jus wanna be able to actually do things and if I wait a whole week only to find out u wanna spend time with your other friends or that ur busy too many times rather than not imma be devasted bro so yeah plz no tank u too many friends-haver carry on with yo day :]
but I believe heavily In quality>quantity even in friends so if I have a very awesome friend then that person is gon be more than enough for me rather than have the whole world as friends not my kinda way of going bout diz :D
ah and also if ur taken dont. dm. ME. like what r u doing here if im telling the too many friends-haver to go spend time with they friends U HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER HALF WHAT ARE U SMOKING.
GO. SHOO. OUT.what r we gon do?
u might be asking
we gon be watching/playing SURPRISE HORROR OML I AM EINSTEINS GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON IKR SO FRKIN SMART
alr enough with the stupidity
(how ironic)
ANYWAYS
BEFORE I YAP MORE U MUST BE ABLE TO VC
for the playing/watching part most of the time u should be able to vc but if u cant send like idk vms and stuff or even jus casual calling thats fine its aigh BUT GAMING AND WATCHING ITS MANDATORY :)
ok les continue
for the watching horror stuff we mainly dabbling into analog horror or fnaf vhs tings ORRRR internet weird mysteries maybe stuff from nexpo and Nick Crowley :) true crime as well its so noice frfr and also documentariesbut doesnt mean im not down for other horror related stuff example inbound u might've noticed i didnt talk bout movies tbh movies aint my thing but again if its good i am down npgamingggg the best hobby a man can have truly absolute peak form of entertainmentnow here it was previously gonna be mainly roblox horror games (still is but only for now)
REASON IT CHANGED WAS THAT
one day I was watching 8-bitryan and this fbi game came up and instantly my detective self was like OH FRKK I HAVE TO PLAY THIS soo becuz of that I have sum Xtra games we can play outside of BOBLOX (itch.io or even uhh sail the seven seas iykwim if u catch my dritft yk wat am sayinnnn πŸ˜‰)das the horror part 50% donesum mo stuff to keep in mind1. Be Talkative (or at least try dang it) i cant carry convos forever YAP FR NO JUDGEMENT TAKEN HERE at least unless ur an absolute freak of freaks2. be ENERGETICC a.k.a like me all caps is jus better than no caps cmon3. be on around at least mostly at my 9pm , u can search (insert whatever ur timezone is) > gmt+3 and it will show u at what time its gonna be for u so that its 9pm for me and if im free too ill hit ya up im pretty much free 80% of the time
(This is galaxy level imp plz check before dm'in)
4. BE A GAME/SHOW/SERIES WHATEVER THEORIST
A.K.A MATPAT FAN
A.K.A BIG BRAIN DETECTIVE WANNABE THATS ALSO ME CUZ
OFC WE CANT ACTUALLY BE DETECTIVES SO WE FAKE IT WOOOOOOOOO
basically sumone whos not gon watch sumthin then go "oh that was awesome"
LIKE HECK YEAH IK IT WAS BUT TALK MORE ABOUT IT
analog horror is like lore filled and AS IM RLLY INTO DETECTIVE/LORE STUFF
i like to dive into those and try to piece together a story πŸ˜€
u have a brain try to use it and dont jus scratch the surface LES DEEP DIVE IT AND MAKE THEORIES
idk how no one likes that its crazi
5. dont be sumone who gets bored pretty quickly cuz chances r
we r gon replay a hella lot cuz i am a completionist/100% all badges attainer heh :D
ONLY ON GAMES I LIKE so not every single game ofc lol or any game u like and want to complete fully idm dat too
now this one isnt a necessaity but it would be very noice if u are one tooBE. A. PIRATE.
SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS WITH ME
THERES SOO MANY THINGS WE CAN DO IM NOT EVEN JOKING BRO
im broke what can i say gotta sail them for now maybe in the future i wont have to inshallah (god willing)
LASTLY7. i def wanna do streaming not like twitch but watch each other play games ykwim using discord or whatever tools come bout im a tinkerer anyways but sometimes noice games are singleplayer only and so it would be a nice change of pace to jus watch sometimes whether it be me or you it should be fun regardless and i mean theres ways to let u control my pc and u can play using my pc that would be DOPEEEE TOOO incase u got bum pc :( dw we all been thereok time for stage 3 i have an intro of mine scroll down a bit and ull get to know what kinda person i am jus so we know we are 101% compatible even from ur side ykwim AND YES THIS IS A FRIENDS CARRD IKKKKK 😭
im jus picky liek dat dont mind me lolll
BTW DO U LIKE SLICE OF LIFE ROMANCE ANIME??? THEN PLEASE CHECK THIS ANIME OUTITS CALLED MYSTERIOUS GIRLFRIEND X AND THIS PETITION IS VOTING TO BRING IT BACK SO U BETTER VOTE. 😑
nah im playin obv but seriously it is a damn good anime imhho (in my honest humble opinion lol)
#BRING BACK MGX
https://chng.it/gzrsqbwz
that lil link will take u to a voting site where u can VOTE for this anime to make a SPECTACULAR COMEBACK plz do it PLEASE. this DESERVES A SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



INTRODUCING THE WORLDS MOST CHAOTIC INTRO/PERSONmah Names Hanif nationality wise im pakistani but i reside in saudi arabia wooo
ofc am a guy bruh
Age: 20Γ·5Γ—4+4 πŸ˜‡
obviously
anything horror is an instant yes for me horrrororororororororororororororororororororororor
my literal motto is live laugh horror bruh
MY FAV GENRE OF WATCHING HORROR IS DEF ANALOG HORROR
dark web stories are noice
oh and solving mysterysss or at least try to make sum theories here and there DETECTIVE WORK FTW
i enjoy messing around with pc's (a.k.a completely breaking them LOL)
starrrrgazzzinggggggg unfortunately we dont have stars only dark sky 😦

(i play roblox mainly lol poor noises)
I might sumtimes find games outside of Roblox especially since I watch 8-BitRyan he finds awesome (free) gems which entices me to try them out so if u wanna watch lemme know (i stream using discord not twitch lol)
OR MAYBE ILL WATCH YOU :)
guess my Fav game genre h o r r o r shocking 😱LONG FORM CONTENT IS PURE CINEMA literally.
AND YES I ENJOY LONG FORM CONTENT IK ITS CRAZY IN THIS ECONOMY
Moving on from horror horror and more horrorvc is something i do really enjoy and voice notes/messages whether its from me or u is noice
texting is stupit lol (jk) but frfr vc above all
BTW
IF YOUR INTO MARIO KART WE COULD PLAY THAT TOO (through an emulator though)
now... about my personality lolMbti: ISTJ-T
im WAYYYY TOO ENERGETIC.
and i absolutely suck at talking, im level one at talking sadly
(DAS WHY I LOVE TALKATIVE PPL CUZ U BET UR 🐝HIND I AINT DRY IN REPLYING)
i am a top tier listener fr..
Imma be honest im veriiii rude/toxic but its all joke....

OR IS IT HEHEHE
Certified Overthinker Degree From Oxford
IM ANTI SOCIAL AS HELL. (in a unique way)
OK NGL I'm kinda dumb.
Like really dumb sumtimes I won't understand a well known joke or even be able to comprehend sentences
so pardon me. 😒
ok for the stuff i dont likebeing overly nice ikik but bro its kinda cringe tbh BE A MAN or a WOMAN AND TAKE THOSE TOXIC REMARKS HEAD ON. and maybe even ricochet them lol
now another thing i dont like is late replies look ik that peeps dont have all the time that my unemployed/uneducated ahh has but still bro u got a frkin phone u cant jus reply rq? or idk have a consistent schedule at least where ik u will 199% be on? oof
and the most hated...
when i send a bajillion things and all i get is a one word response DRY PPL GET OUT. I WILL HAUNT U IN EVERY STEP U TAKE.
AND DONT THINK I DONT SEE YALL who.
DO respond but its the worst kind of response where its actually better if u didnt LOL WTH HOW DO U EVEN ACHIEVE THAT????
if ur replying at least be a bit creative and send something idk cool BRUH DO SOMETHING UNIQUE IDK 😭
ok last thing i hate
I LOWKEUNINGLY HATE GROUP CHATS LOL theres a reason im tryna find the perfect duo BRUHHHH 1on1s are jus built diff for us introverts ngl yahooo
a lil intro about urself would be noice
Dw u can make it long or short whatever u like :D this not a requirement its jus if u wanna its recommended but not required
If u read all that and comply within the requirements (and have checked everything)
Then dm me with"MATPAT FTW"yes it has to be caps so ik u got a brain and a pair of eyes :D
and so ik u frkin read this too many brainrotted crackheads on discord nowadays if im bein real
that should be all u can have sum rest now ur eyes and internal reading-self are ex-frkin-hausted here have a cookie doe πŸͺ
thanks for reading bozos see ya in my dms hopefully
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